RUDE

                    I TRIED TO TELL MY SELF-CONSUMED HUSBAND ABOUT MY VISIT TO THE DOCTOR BECAUSE I FELT FAINT WHILE DRIVING YESTERDAY.  HE CUT ME OFF. SO WE WENT TO SONNY'S BBQ TO EAT CHOLESTEROL LADEN FOOD TO BENEFIT THE HIGH SCHOOL GRADUATING CLASS.  HE WATCHED THE NEWS WHILE WE ATE.  I DID  ALL THE TALKING.  HE WALKED SO SLOWLY OUT OF THE RESTAURANT THAT HE LOOKED LIKE HE WAS 100.  HE HAS PLANTAR FASCITUS.  I HAD IT IN JULY AND NEVER EVER WALKED THAT SLOWLY.  BY THE WAY MY NEW DOCTOR THINKS I HAVE THE GOUT.  DOESN'T EVERYONE?

                       ANYWAY I HAVE TO GO FOR BLOOD TESTS.  THE DOCTOR HAD NO ANSWERS AS TO WHY I FEEL FAINT.  SHE WASN'T REAL CONCERNED.  SO I GUESS I'LL KEEP DRIVING.  IT'S HYPOGLYCEMIA.  BUT SHE SAYS THE BLOOD TEST THAT DETERMINES IT ISN'T VERY ACCURATE BECAUSE EVERYBODY'S BLOOD HAS HIGHS AND LOWS WHEN FASTING AND THEN DRINKING SYRUP.
                      SO IT'S THE SAME OLD,SAME OLD.  NO DIET, NO MEDICINE AND NO FIRM DIAGNOSIS.  MY BLOOD  PRESSURE WAS EXCELLENT.  I DID GET AN ACTONEL PRESCRIPTION FOR MY PREVIOUSLY DIAGNOSED OSTEOPOROSIS.  THE NEW DOCTOR HAD EXCELLENT RECORD KEEPING AND COULD FIND ALL MY MEDICAL INFORMATION FROM VARIOUS DOCTORS.
                          EATING PROTEIN IS THE ANSWER.  WELL SONNY'S PIT BBQ IS PROTEIN CENTRAL.  SO I'M ON THE ROAD  TO RECOVERY.  I GUESS THIS IS DOCTOR SHOPPING BUT I END UP WITH NO PRESCRIPTIONS EXCEPT GOOD OLD ACTONEL.
                           I SEE A NEW HOUSE ON FRIDAY THAT UNFORTUNATELY IS FRAME  AND AS IS.  I WARNED MR. RUDE I'M NOT STAYING.  IF I COULD DRIVE I'D GO FURTHER.  IT'S KIND OF RIDICULOUS BECAUSE I ALREADY HAVE TWO HOUSES THAT I CAN'T SELL.