FORE

LET'S TRY FOR AN EAGLE ON THE PAR 3

NICE PUTT-LOOKS LIKE YOU MADE A BIRDIE ON THIS PAR 4

THE FOURSOME-THEY ALWAYS WALK

                      A FOURSOME WAS ON THE SIXTH GREEN TODAY.  THEY WERE QUITE UNIQUE.  EACH OF THEM WAS TALL AND THIN.  THEY ALL HAD A RED PATCH AROUND THE EYES.  THEY FINISHED THEIR STINT ON THE 6TH GREEN BUT ODDLY THEY DIDN'T HEAD FOR THE PAR 3 SEVENTH INSTEAD THEY HEADED BACK TO THE POND ON THE SIXTH FAIRWAY.  I GUESS THEY LOST A LITTLE WHITE THING THERE.  IN THEIR CASE,IT MUST HAVE BEEN AN EGG NOT A BALL.
                     THIS FOURSOME ON THE GOLF COURSE DON'T USE CARTS.  THEY WALK AROUND THE COURSE.  ONCE IN A WHILE THEY LET OUT A SQUAWK AND FLY AROUND.  USUALLY THAT'S WHEN THE GOLF COURSE MOWERS OR BLOWERS START TO BELLOW.  ALL RIGHT THE TRUTH IS OUT.  NO MORE BEATING AROUND THE BUSH.  THERE WERE FOUR BIRDIES ON THE SIXTH GREEN,NO EAGLES AND NO BOGIES WHICH IS PAR FOR THE COURSE.  THESE TALL THIN ALMOST SCRAWNY ON THEIR TOOTHPICK LEGS, RED EYE PATCH AND LONG BEAK WERE SAND HILL CRANES SEARCHING FOR GRUBS IN THE SAND HILLS OF THIS CENTRAL FLORIDA GOLF COURSE.

THE SIXTH GREEN

                     THE TWO KIDS ARE GETTING BIG.  THEY ARE ALMOST AS TALL AS MOM AND DAD.  SOON THEY'LL HAVE TO FIND THEIR OWN GOLF COURSE OR PARK TO FORAGE IN.  FORE!