Tuesday, June 5, 2012

AMOK

FOOL MOON
      VENUS IS NOT VISIBLE.  IT'S BETWEEN THE SUN AND EARTH.  THINGS MAY GO AMOK.  BUT STILL TRY TO ENJOY THE DAY.  VENUS IS MY RULING PLANET,  LAST NIGHT WAS THE SAGITTARIUS  FULL MOON.  IT WAS HAZY ALL NIGHT.

Sunday, June 3, 2012

Behind THe Eight Ball

                        I guess that's a bad position.  That means you are sunk and going down the pocket with the useless 8 ball.  You can tell how many times I've played pool.  I've heard the expression behind the 8 ball 100 times.  I'm not sure what it means.  But my Google horoscope guru says beware-Plan things out or you'll be surprised-how unLibran.  We Librans follow the flow.
                              Thou shalt not kill is going the wayside in commandments just like Thou shall not commit adultery.  In Florida if threatened we can shoot and ask questions later.  You won't even be arrested.  So shooting is ok now.  People talk of executing others for disgusting evil crimes instead of putting them on trial.  It's the new millenium:  Everyone is packing.
                                What happened to turn the other cheek? 
Christianity

Friday, June 1, 2012

LET GO AND KICK BACK

                       NOW THOSE ARE WORDS TO LIVE BY.  I WENT TO THE BEACH YESTERDAY.  IT'S EASIER NOW TO DRIVE THE 11 MILES FROM TITUSVILLE TO PLAYALINDA BEACH BECAUSE  MY NEW CAR HAS AC.  I SAW A FEW ROSEATED SPOONBILLS ALONG THE WAY.  I JUST PUT MY FEET IN THE OCEAN EVEN THOUGH IT WAS ROASTY TOASTY.  WHEN I CAME HOME I SWAM IN THE RECYCLED WATER OF MY POOL.  HMMMM!

Tuesday, May 29, 2012

SHARING IS CARING

FOLLOW THE YELLOW BRICK ROAD-THAT'S THE ANSWER!
  WHAT'S THE QUESTION?
KEEP YOUR PROBLEMS IN YOUR REAR VIEW MIRROR
                             Thank you for sharing.  I'm not sure what to do.  I decide and then do the opposite.  I guess I'm in a state of confusion.  I'm supposed to express these concerns.  I wanted to during the Yankee - Angels game last night.  But first the 6ft7 star pitcher Weaver got hurt in the first or second inning.  Then Swisher and Granderson collided in the outfield.  Then Texeira hit a homer.  The score was always close.  I went to bed at midnight and the California game was still not over.  There are no fat ladies in LA to sing.  So I guess it never got over.  It was not the time to confide my worries.  I forgot the Cardinal Rule of Life:  There is nothing more important than baseball.
UPDATE:  TRUMBO HIT A HOME RUN IN THE NINTH AND THE YANKEES LOST.

Yankees vs Angels

TRUMBO'S HOME RUN IN THE NINTH-YANKEES LOSE TO CALIFORNICATION NATION
TEXEIRA'S HOME RUN

Friday, May 25, 2012

RESCUE MISSION

SEE THE USA IN YOUR CHEVROLET
                      JOEY COULDN'T START HIS CORVETTE UNTIL THE HOLY SPIRIT REMINDED HIM THAT HIS ALARM REMOTE WAS ON HIS KEYCHAIN.  NOW HE CAN START IT AND SO HE'LL SELL IT TO ME.  THIS WILL BE MY FIRST CAR WITH A REMOTE,AN ALARM SYSTEM AND GOOD AC. THIS IS MY LAST CHANCE TO BUY IT.  IT' S NOW OR NEVER.  I MUST BUY IT BEFORE THE HOLY SPIRIT OR THE GREAT CORVETTE IN THE SKY PERENIALLY DRIVING ON ROUTE 66 TELLS JOEY NO.

Wednesday, May 23, 2012

OPEN SEASON ON BLACK PEOPLE

                   Randy Jackson was on Chelsea Lately(Handler) to promote the finale of the 2012 American Idol.  Chelsea joked that he was in the dressing room putting on his black face.  He gave her a quick look but didn't react.  Would she say that to the President,his wife or his children?  I'm sure Chelsea was in her dressing room before the show getting a few botox injections and probably a little oxycontin or valium too.
                    The FOX Idol finale was atrocious.  Joshua Ledet had been eliminated by the powers that be.  Some great white hope from Georgia whose father has a gun on his hip in his pawn shop had beaten him. They wouldn't let the Filipino/American singer Jessica Sanchez show any soul.  It was white bread entertainment.  Phillip Phillips mumbled and jumbled a few songs.  Randy Jackson fresh from being insulted for his color on Chelsea Lately praised this bland music and expressed no regrets that his fellow Louisiana Soul Man Joshua Ledet wasn't belting out Stand By Me instead. 
Chelsea's audience laughing as Randy Jackson ducks a racial slur
                         Stand Your Ground is the white man's motto with a gun in hand.  It's the FOX mantra.  So  warn your Black  teenagers to turn the other cheek like Randy Jackson did with Chelsea Handler if they want to survive in the USA.  It's Open Season ,so duck fast.