STAND UP TO A BULLY

JUST WHEN I'M INTO PEACE AND BROTHERHOOD,MY HOROSCOPE SAYS TO STAND UP TO A BULLY.

CAN YOU BELIEVE IT?

I WENT OUT IN MY KAYAK AND SAW 50 DUCKS FLY AWAY AS I APPROACHED.  THA TPUT ME INTO NIRVANA AND NOW MY HOROSCOPE IS A MAJOR SHOCK.

ME-STANDING UP TO A BULLY

GO FIGURE!