WAGON WHEEL COFFEE TABLE

        IN WHEN HARRY MET SALLY, HARRY'S BEST FRIEND WHO IS NEWLY MARRIED THROWS OUT HIS FAVORITE WAGON WHEEL COFFEE TABLE BECAUSE HIS WIFE DOESN'T LIKE IT. HARRY TELLS HIM TO BE SURE TO LABEL ALL HIS BELONGINGS BECAUSE WHEN IT IS DIVORCE TIME, THEY'LL HAVE TO PAY A LAWYER TO DECIDE WHO OWNS WHAT BOOK OR KNICKKNACK. 
         SURE ENOUGH WHEN I CAME BACK FROM MY VACATION, MY TABLE WAS NOT THROWN OUT BUT WAS OUT OF THE DEN AND INTO THE LIVINGROOM.  THE LIVING ROOM IS THE SIZE OF A POSTAGE STAMP.  I TOLD MY HUSBAND WHATEVER YOU DO DON'T PUT THAT TABLE IN THE LIVINGROOM.  I BEGGED HIM TO PUT IT IN THE THE BASEMENT.  HE DIDN'T.  I'M GOING ON ANOTHER VACATION ASAP.
          I HAD THE GARDENER MOVE TWO TREES A FEW YEARS AGO WHEN HE PLANTED THEM TOO CLOSE TO THE HOUSE.  OF COURSE WHILE I WAS ON VACATON HE PLANTED TWO TREES THAT WILL GROW 15 FEET WIDE TOO CLOSE TO THE HOUSE.  IN ORDER TO WALK AROUND OUR PROPERTY WE'LL HAVE TO BURROW A TUNNEL THROUGH ONE LIKE THEY DO TO THE REDWOODS IN CALIFORNIA IN TEN YEARS.   SO I'M GOING ON ANOTHER VACATION-PARIS THIS TIME.   OOH-LA-LA-C'EST LA VIE.
            HE DID ALOT OF GOOD THINGS AROUND THE YARD WHILE I VACATIONED.  BUT YOU CAN'T GET HELP LIKE YOU USED TO.  DIVORCE IS OUT OF THE QUESTION.  BUZZ ALDRIN JUST GOT DIVORCED AT AGE 82 INSTEAD OF SAYING TO HIS WIFE:  TO THE MOON,ALICE.

YOU CAN TAKE A MAN OUT OF THE BRONX,BUT YOU CAN'T TAKE THE BRONX OUT OF A MAN

              I ONLY WISH THAT I COULD SEE.  A POEM LOVELY AS A TREE.  A TREE THAT GROWS IN MY YARD EXACTLY WHERE I DON'T WANT IT.  WHEN I'M 82, THEY'LL BE ENORMOUS.  WHAT WOULD BUZZ DO?